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Today In Dementia History Datebook-February 13th

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People on February 13th: birthdates

Prince Michael Jr. Jackson: 1997 (is 12 in 2009, 13 in 2010)
Celebrity Son, Debbie Rowe and Michael's son; Michael says his son was not named after the O+-) singer.
Jerry Springer: 1944 (is 65 in 2009, 66 in 2010)
TV Talk Show Host, Actor, English, Jerry Springer Show host; before Jerry was born, the two surgeons fought for the right to deliver him; Weird Al sang a song about him; Days of Our Lives' Pete
Peter Tork: 1944 (is 65 in 2009, 66 in 2010)
Rock & Roll Singer/Guitarist, TV Actor, Keyboardist, Bassist, b. in Washington, D.C.; The Monkees' Peter; RLN:Halston Thorkelson

People on February 13th: birth anniversaries

Tennessee Ernie Ford: 1919=d.Oct 17, 1991 (was 72)
HALL OF FAMER, Country Singer, Pop Singer, Gospel Singer, Radio Disc Jock, Variety Show Host, Songwriter, b. in Bristol, TN; Sixteen Tons, Ballad of Davy Crockett, aka The Ol' peapicker and Ol' Ern, made 80+ albums; RFMN:Ernest Jennings; The Ford Show; d. liver disease in Reston, Va
Susan Oliver: 1937=d.May 10, 1990 (was 53)
Actress, TV Director, Soap Actress, Star Trek The Cage episode; Peyton Place's Ann Howard, Days of Our Lives' Dr. Laura Horton, supporting plyr in 100s of 50-70s series

People on February 13th: death anniversaries

Scott Beach: 1996 (was 65)/b.Jan 13, 1931
Actor, "Religion and Politics" rap; American Graffiti, Star Wars' voice of Stormtrooper, Mrs. Doubtfire
Waylon Jennings: 2002 (was 64)/b.Jun 15, 1937
Country Singer, Country Guitarist, Bassist, Radio Disc Jock, Songwriter, Protestant, b. in Littlefield, TX; MN:Arnold; of The Crickets, The Highwaymen, soloist; The Dukes of Hazzard balladeer; Jessi Colter's hubby

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Human Achievement and Science events on February 13th

In 1965, Motown group Jr. Walker & the All Stars enter both the pop and R&B charts for the first time with "Shotgun," which establishes the group's trademark hard-driving "roadhouse" R&B sound. The song makes it to Number One on the R&B charts and #4 on the pop chart.

Entertainment events on February 13th

In 1971, on the cover of TV Guide: "Goldie Hawn". Other Articles: Stan Freberg, The Immortal; GOLDIE HAWN (with a special on NBC airing that week)
In 1985, Mickey Mouse, accompanied by Disneyland's Ambassador, Melissa Taylor, begins a 30-day flight around the world, celebrating Disneyland's 30th anniversary.
In 2001, Captain Kirk has beamed up a new bride! William Shatner trekked down the aisle for the fourth time marrying the former Elizabeth Martin in a private ceremony in rural Indiana, the bride's sister tells the Indianapolis Star News.

Entertainment-TV events on February 13th

In 1965, Gilligan's Island episode #20. "St. Gilligan and the Dragon". Angry because the men haven't kept their promise to build them private houses, the women decide to move to the other side of the island in protest. Gilligan and the Skipper dress as a monster, in an attempt to frighten the girls and cause them to come running back.
In 1970, in a Brady Bunch episode called "Brace Yourself", Marcia's world is destroyed when braces are put on her teeth; Marcia thinks she looks ugly in them in spite of the family's assurances. Then, when the boy who was to take her to a dance drops by to tell her he can't go, she is convinced.
In 1978, "The Honeymooners Valentine Special" aired.
In 1991, "The Simpsons Sing The Blues" album by The Simpsons was certified Gold, Platinum, and Multi Platinum 2.00 by the RIAA
In 1993, on "Saturday Night Live," Adam Sandler performs a love song to his "Red Hooded Sweatshirt" with help from musical guests Paul and Linda McCartney. Earlier in the show, Chris Farley interviewed McCartney, in an episode of "The Chris Farley Show."
In 2005, on the cover of TV Guide: Johnny Carson

Entertainment-Movies events on February 13th

In 1941, "Buck Privates" were Bud Abbott and Lou Costello's first starring roles and it opened at Loew's.
In 1965, The animated short film, "Freewayphobia No. 1" is released.
In 1991, Julia Roberts in the film, "Pretty Woman" is nominated for an Academy Award (Actress). Al Pacino in the film, "Dick Tracy" is nominated for an Academy Award (Supporting Actor). The film, "Green Card" is nominated for an Academy Award (Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen). The film, "Dick Tracy" is nominated for an Academy Award (Cinematography). The film, "Dick Tracy" is nominated for an Academy Award (Art Direction - Set Decoration). The film, "Dick Tracy" is nominated for an Academy Award (Sound). The song, "Sooner or Later (I Always Get My Man)" from the film, "Dick Tracy" is nominated for an Academy Award (Music, Original Song). The film, "Dick Tracy" is nominated for an Academy Award (Costume Design). The film, "Dick Tracy" is nominated for an Academy Award (Make-up).

Entertainment-Radio events on February 13th

In 1995, Howard Stern's morning radio show debuts in Tijuana-San Diego on XETRA-FM (not KIOZ 105.3 according to another source, however, Stern did move to KIOZ in 1997 after Jacor bought the station, and moved Howard over there due to the Mexican Government's intolerance of Howard's honest opinions about the "corrupt country" he was referring to Mexico as.)
In 1996, Howard Stern announced he will be making the film "Private Parts".

Arts and Prose events on February 13th

In 1933, Blondie & Dagwood Bumstead wed.
In 1981, the Longest sentence was published by the N.Y. Times with 1286 words.
In 2000, Charles Schulz's final "Peanuts" strip ran in Sunday newspapers, the day after the cartoonist died in his sleep at his California home at age 77.

Music events on February 13th

In 1988, R.C., "Hot Hot Hot" by Buster Poindexter peaked at #45 on the pop singles chart. It's now a party classic, despite never being a top 40 hit.
In 1993, R.C., "Speed" by Alpha Team peaked at #74 on the pop singles chart.
In 1996, "What The Hell Happened To Me?" album by Adam Sandler (of Saturday Night Live fame) was released, which included the song "Ode to My Car" or as people call it "Piece of --it Car"

Music-R and B / Dance events on February 13th

In 1965, R.C., "I Want My Baby Back" by Jimmy Cross peaked at #92 on the pop singles chart.
In 1988, R.C., "I Heard It Through the Grapevine" by The California Raisins peaks at No. 84 on Billboard's Hot 100. The song is recorded by studio musicians based on Claymation characters featured in a TV ad.
In 1988, Michael Jackson buys a ranch in Santa Ynez, California that he dubs "Neverland".
In 1993, R.C., Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" from the soundtrack to "The Bodyguard" tops Billboard's Hot 100 singles chart for the 13th week. That ties "End of the Road" from Boyz II Men as the longest-running No. 1 song of the rock era. The song holds the top spot one additional week before being displaced by "A Whole New World" from the movie "Aladdin." In 1995, Boyz II Men ties Houston's 14-week record with "I'll Make Love to You." Whimsical Will tried to dismember the record on his Demented News segment without any luck.

Weird and Other events on February 13th

In 1926, 02 x 13 = 26
In 2026, 02 x 13 = 26

Dr. Demento Show Song Almanac

First Time Dr. Demento Played a Song

In 1983 - ** Bonanza - Lorne Greene (released 1964, last played on 1993-06-06)

In 1983 - ** Call Of The West - Wall of Voodoo http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/wallofvoodoo.htm (released 1982, last played on 1983-02-13)

Albums: Call Of The West 

In 1983 - ** Cocktails For Two - Carl Brisson (last played on 1983-02-13)

In 1983 - ** Following The Cow Trail - Carl T. Sprague (last played on 1983-02-13)

In 1983 - ** Home On The Range - Jules Allen (last played on 1983-02-13)

In 1983 - ** Housewives On Diet Pills - Skip Stephenson (from "Real People") (last played on 2001-01-28)

In 1983 - ** I Wonder How I Look When I'm Asleep - Riverside Dance Band (last played on 1983-02-13)

In 1983 - ** Listen to the Rhythm of the Range - Roy Rogers (released 1938, last played on 2006-07-30)

In 1983 - ** Most Embarrassing Moment - Skip Stephenson (last played on 1983-02-13)

In 1983 - ** Real Cool Cowboy - Wildman Fischer http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/fischer-wildman.htm (w/ Barnes & Barnes http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/barnesandbarnes.htm) (last played on 2001-07-29)

Albums: The Fischer King

In 1983 - ** Running Gun - Marty Robbins (last played on 1983-02-13)

In 1983 - ** Slush - The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band f/ Neil Innes http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/innes-neil.htm (last played on 2003-10-06)

Albums: Cornology  / Let's Make Up And Be Friendly  / New Tricks  / The History of the Bonzos 

In 1994 - ** Lorena - Killer Spam (aka John Mammoser) (last played on 1994-02-13)

In 1994 - ** Untie My Ankles - D.J. Hazard (last played on 2008-02-10)

Albums: Lock Up The Planet When You Leave

In 2000 - ** Valentine's Cut-Up - Whimsical Will http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/whimsicalwill.htm (last played on 2000-02-13)

In 2005 - ** California Uber Alles - Duckmandu! (last played on 2005-02-13)

Albums: Fresh Duck For Rotting Accordionists

In 2005 - ** Copper Capers - Jack Webb and Johnny Carson (released 1968, last played on 2005-02-13)

Albums: Here's Johnny, Magic Moments from the Tonight Show

In 2005 - ** Demented News February 13, 2005 - Whimsical Will http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/whimsicalwill.htm (last played on 2005-02-13)

In 2005 - ** Inner Voice - Sudden Death http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/suddendeath.htm f/ Worm Quartet http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/wormquartet.htm (last played on 2006-06-18)

Albums: SD: Die Laughing  / Sumophobia Alpha 2 Ex Super Championship Turbo Edition / The MarsCon 2007 Dementia Track Fundraiser CD!

First Time a Funny Five Song Was Played

In 2005 - ** Inner Voice - Sudden Death http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/suddendeath.htm f/ Worm Quartet http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/wormquartet.htm (first hit the Funny Five on 2005-03-13)

Albums: SD: Die Laughing  / Sumophobia Alpha 2 Ex Super Championship Turbo Edition / The MarsCon 2007 Dementia Track Fundraiser CD!

First Time a Song Reached the Funny Five

In 1983 - ** Pos.5. Sunday Driving - Jerry Lewis w/ Billy May & His Orchestra (released 1953, first played 1980-03-30)

Albums: Dr. Demento Presents the Greatest Novelty Records of All Time Volume II: The 1950s

In 2005 - ** Pos.5. Placebo - Consortium of Genius http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/consortium.htm (first played 2005-01-16)

Albums: In C.O.G. We Trust

First Time a #1 Funny Five Song Was Played

In 2005 - ** Inner Voice - Sudden Death http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/suddendeath.htm f/ Worm Quartet http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/wormquartet.htm (first hit #1 on 2005-04-10)

Albums: SD: Die Laughing  / Sumophobia Alpha 2 Ex Super Championship Turbo Edition / The MarsCon 2007 Dementia Track Fundraiser CD!

First Time a Song Reached #1 on the Funny Five

In 1994 - ** Pos.1. Way Down Deep (You're Shallow) - John Forster http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/forster-john.htm w/ Christine Lavin http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/lavin-christine.htm (first played 1994-01-16)

Albums: Entering Marion 

All The Times a Song Reached #1

In 1983 - ** Pos.1. Ice Box Man - George Carlin http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/carlin-george.htm (appearance #2)

Albums: A Place For My Stuff  / Dr. Demento 30th Anniversary Collection 

In 1994 - ** Pos.1. Way Down Deep (You're Shallow) - John Forster http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/forster-john.htm w/ Christine Lavin http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/lavin-christine.htm (appearance #1)

Albums: Entering Marion 

In 2000 - ** Pos.1. Viagra In The Waters - Camille West http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/west-camille.htm (appearance #5)

Albums: Diva's Day Off 

In 2005 - ** Pos.1. Ti Kwan Leep/Boot to the Head - The Frantics http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/frantics.htm (appearance #40)

Albums: Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection  / The Very Best of Dr. Demento  / Boot to the Head 

This Dave in History (David Letterman)

In 1985, Larry "Bud" greets passengers departing from the Staten Island Ferry.
In 1986, Dave is Mr. Curious, bothering pedestrians on the street. Hal Gurnee asks him to "anticipate," so Dave forces Hal out of the safety of the show's warm van to see what's it like. Mr Curiouso (Hal) gives it a shot and finds a dead mouse by the gutter.
In 1991, Top Ten Reasons CNN Let the Iraqis Use Their Phone Lines - 6. Trying to win Bon Jovi tickets by being 100th caller to Radio Baghdad. 3. Thought it was funny idea to call Baghdad airport and have them page "Dick Hertz."
In 1995, Attempting to air a live remote of "May We See Your Pants, Please" at a dry cleaners, Dave ends up purchasing a hot Rolex from "John" for $120.
In 1995, Top Ten Signs No One Wants To Be Your Valentine - 1. You ain't a Gingrich, but your nickname's "Newt."
In 1996, Clip of Richard Simmons outside in shorts in the freezing cold. Also, "The Making of Dave's Haircut" is pretty lame.
In 1996, Fake ad for O.J.'s new comedy video "Dorf on Murder".
In 1996, Top Ten Ways Bob Dole Celebrated His Iowa Victory - 7. Tried to pour Gatorade on campaign manager, got winded, napped for an hour.
In 1997, Biff does one of the Know Your Current Events questions.
In 1997, Dave thinks back to what he was doing last Valentine's Day: a formal night with supermodel Andrea Sande. Paul brings him back to reality, and Dave now remembers: he was at a computer, typing out, "My name is Chip." On the other end - Leonard Tepper.
In 1997, Guests Peter O'Toole, Salma Hayek, and The Jazz Passengers (Deborah Harry and Elvis Costello).
In 1997, Top Ten Signs Your Secret Admirer Is Nuts - 7. To impress you, he attempts to assassinate funnyman Arte Johnson.
In 1998, CBS Mailbag: (1) Dave wears ice skates while doing the show? (2) Guys in audience spell out "DAV" and "E SUCKS"; (3) Regis fights an Olympic hockey player? (4) New Olympic Event: downhill camera.
In 1998, Live via satellite: Dave's mom at the Winter Olympics in Nagano, Japan, and a skiing monkey.
In 1998, Nice taped bit: Dave and Paul go snowboarding.
In 1998, Top Ten Japanese Nicknames for Americans (read by Dave's Mom) - 9. Yankee doodle dorks.

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