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Today In Dementia History Datebook-January 18th

For The Weekday Of: Sunday in 2009, Monday in 2010
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People on January 18th: birthdates

Dave Attell: 1965 (is 44 in 2009, 45 in 2010)
Comedian, Insomniac
Ray Dolby: 1933 (is 76 in 2009, 77 in 2010)
Inventor, Physicist, Engineer, Dolby Noise Reduction Systems A,B,C,HX Pro, 4-channel surround system, 6-track SRD
Jeremy Healey: 1962 (is 47 in 2009, 48 in 2010)
Hip-Pop Musician, of Haysi Fantayzee, E-Zee Possee; Shiny Shiny
Brett Hudson: 1953 (is 56 in 2009, 57 in 2010)
Comedian, Singer, Musician, of The Hudson Brothers with bros Mark & Bill
"Legs" Larry Smith: 1944 (is 65 in 2009, 66 in 2010)
Novelty Performer, Drummer, Musician, of The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

People on January 18th: birth anniversaries

Oliver Hardy: 1892=d.Aug 7, 1957 (was 65)
Comedian, Movie Actor, b. in Harlem, GA; MN:Norvell; NN:Babe; of Laurel & Hardy
Danny Kaye: 1913=d.Mar 3, 1987 (was 74)
Actor, Comedian, Variety Show Host, Singer, b. in Brooklyn; NN:Rubber Face; RN:David Daniel Kominsky; Danny Kaye Show host; Sylvia Fine's hubby
Sid Newman: 1920=d.Apr 10, 2001 (was 81)
Actor, Larry Sanders Show's Sid, Seinfeld's old man

People on January 18th: death anniversaries

"Curly" Howard: 1952 (was 48)/b.Oct 22, 1903
Movie Actor, Comedian, NN:Babe; RN:Jerome Lester Horwitz; The Three Stooges' Curly 1932-47; Moe's & Shemp's brother; some say 1906
Lucille Kallen: 1999 (was 76)/b.May 28, 1922
Comedy Writer, the only woman on the team of comedy writers behind Sid Caesar's ``Your Show of Shows''
Bert Wheeler: 1968 (was 72)/b.Apr 7, 1895
Comedian, RFN:Albert Jerome; Half of the Wheeler & (Robert) Woolsey slapstick comedy team of the 20-30's

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Entertainment-TV events on January 18th

In 1973, John Cleese's final episode on Monty Python's Flying Circus on BBC.
In 1974, in a Brady Bunch episode called "Out of This World", Former astronaut James McDivitt, the man who saw a UFO in space, guest stars; Bobby and Peter camp out in the backyard, looking for UFOs. After they meet General McDivitt, the boys are convinced that they have spotted one and go back the next night with camera to prove it.
In 1975, "The Jeffersons", TV Comedy spinoff from "All In The Family", debut on CBS. Weezy! Where are you! Stars Sherman Hemsley and Isabel Sanford as Archie Bunker's neighbors who, as the show's theme song explains, move on up to the East Side to a deluxe apartment in the sky.
In 1979, "Delta House", TV Comedy based on the John Belushi movie "Animal House", debut on ABC for a short run.
In 1986, on the cover of TV Guide: "cast of Night Court". Other Articles: Muppets Tony Curtis

Entertainment-Movies events on January 18th

In 1892, comedian Oliver (Norvell) Hardy of Laurel and Hardy fame was born in Harlem, Georgia. One-half of a vaudeville team with Stan Laurel, the duo made countless number of "Laurel and Hardy" films, mostly around the early 1930s. He died on August 7, 1957.
In 1952, The Donald Duck film, "Donald Applecore" is released. Chip 'n' Dale also appear.
In 1963, Walt Disney's movie "Son Of Flubber" was released in movie theaters.

Arts and Prose events on January 18th

In 1882, writer A.A. (Alan Alexander) Milne was born. He authored "Winnie the Pooh," "When We Were Very Young," "Now We Are Six," "The House at Pooh Corner." and other works. He died on January 31, 1956.

Music events on January 18th

In 1945, "Cocktails For Two" by Spike Jones entered the Top 40 chart.

Music-Easy events on January 18th

In 1964, R.C., "The Marvelous Toy" by The Chad Mitchell Trio peaked at #43 on the pop singles chart.

Music-Rock events on January 18th

In 1964, R.C., "Drag City" by Jan & Dean peaked at #10 on the pop singles chart.
In 1964, The Beatles entered the Billboard U.S. singles chart for the first time with "I Want To Hold Your Hand" at #35, just ten days after its release, making it the fastest-breaking and the fastest selling single in Capitol Records history.
In 1994, "Loser" single by Beck was released

Music-Country events on January 18th

In 1960, R.C., "Running Bear" by Johnny Preston peaked at #1 on the pop singles chart.
In 1996, "Games Rednecks Play" album by Jeff Foxworthy was certified Multi Platinum 2.00 by the RIAA

Music-R and B / Dance events on January 18th

In 1956, Little Richard enters the pop chart at #26 with "Tutti Frutti." His original beats out covers by Elvis Presley and Pat Boone. Also the Top Fifty pop album chart which is dominated by records like "Jackie Gleason Plays Music for Lovers Only" and "Jackie Gleason Plays Romantic Jazz," lists its first rock and roll entry. Billy Haley & the Comets' "Rock around the Clock" is #12.
In 1973, "Super Fly" single by Curtis Mayfield was certified Gold by the RIAA
In 1980, it was the day that Disco died when Studio 54 owners in New York, Steve Rubell and Ian Schrager, were sentenced to 3 1/2 years in prison for tax evasion and fined $20,000. Pundits point to this moment when Studio 54 lost its directors, it lost its direction. Steve Dahl, a well-known hater of disco music, could not be reached for comment as he was probably celebrating its eventual demise.
In 1992, "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred entered the Top 40 chart.

Weird and Other events on January 18th

In 1644, the first UFO sighting in America occurs, by perplexed Pilgrims in Boston.


Dr. Demento Show Song Almanac

First Time Dr. Demento Played a Song

In 1976 - ** Cecil, The Unwanted French Fry - Soul Setters (last played on 1982-09-05)

In 1976 - ** Dum Dot Song - The Korn Kobblers (last played on 1976-01-18)

In 1976 - ** Flat Foot Floogie - Louis Armstrong w/ The Mills Brothers (last played on 1976-01-18)

In 1976 - ** Flatfoot Sam - Oscar Wills (last played on 1976-01-18)

In 1976 - ** Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder - Frank Zappa http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/zappa-frank.htm & The Mothers of Invention (released 1965, last played on 2003-06-16)

Albums: Freak Out! 

In 1976 - ** Gumball Wizard - Brad Stanfield (released 1975, last played on 2006-06-25)

In 1976 - ** I Like Stinky Cheese - Two Ton Baker (last played on 2008-01-20)

In 1976 - ** It's a Round, Round World (Columbus Discovers America) - Stan Freberg http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/freberg-stan.htm (released 1960, last played on 1992-10-11)

Albums: Tip Of The Freberg  / Stan Freberg Presents the United States of America, Vol. 1, The Early Years, And Vol. 2, The Middle Years 

In 1976 - ** Jollity Farm - The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band (last played on 2002-06-09)

Albums: By Jingo It's British Rubbish  / Cornology  / Gorilla  / The History of the Bonzos 

In 1976 - ** Life Is A Hot Fudge Sundae - Bill Dana http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/dana-bill.htm (last played on 1976-01-18)

In 1976 - ** Overture - Stan Freberg http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/freberg-stan.htm (released 1960, last played on 1976-01-18)

Albums: Tip Of The Freberg  / Stan Freberg Presents the United States of America, Vol. 1, The Early Years, And Vol. 2, The Middle Years 

In 1976 - ** Slot Car Sickie - Flamoligeon (last played on 1976-01-18)

In 1976 - ** The Cheese Shop - Monty Python http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/montypython.htm (released 1973, last played on 2007-05-27)

Albums: The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief Album / The Final Ripoff  / The Monty Python Instant Record Collection [U.S. version]  / The Monty Python Instant Record Collection [U.K. Version]

In 1976 - ** The Tibetan Memory Trick - Flo & Eddie (last played on 1998-09-20)

In 1981 - ** Bicycle Seat - Max Splodge (last played on 2004-07-31)

In 1981 - ** Chicken Spaceman - The Marathons (last played on 1981-01-18)

In 1981 - ** Crocodile - Monty Python http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/montypython.htm (released 1980, last played on 1981-01-18)

Albums: Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album  / The Final Ripoff 

In 1981 - ** G'wana G'wana G'wana - Mr. Tony & The Tones (Uncle Floyd) (released 1980, last played on 2005-02-26)

In 1981 - ** Gracie Is Socially Secure - Charley Drew (last played on 1981-01-18)

In 1981 - ** Hamburger Mine - Floyd Buckley (released 1936, last played on 2006-07-16)

In 1981 - ** Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Vaughn Monroe & His Orchestra (last played on 1981-01-18)

In 1981 - ** Squalor - Peter & Lou Berryman (last played on 1981-01-18)

In 1981 - ** There's A New Man In The White House - The Senators (last played on 1981-01-18)

In 1981 - ** Wouldn't It Be Funny If You Didn't Have A Nose? - The Scaffold (last played on 1981-01-18)

In 1987 - ** Another Fishin' Song - Elmont (last played on 1987-01-18)

In 1987 - ** Bubble Gum Music - Rock & Roll Dubble Bubble Trading Card Co. Of Philadelphia-19141 (released 1969, last played on 1987-01-18)

Albums: Bubblegum Hit Pack 

In 1987 - ** Chewy Chewy - Ohio Express (released 1968, last played on 1987-01-18)

Albums: Bubblegum Hit Pack  / Bubblegum Classics, Vol. 3  / Best of Bubblegum 

In 1987 - ** Chick-A-Boom (Don't Ya Jes' Love It) - Daddy Dewdrop (released 1971, last played on 1987-01-18)

Albums: Box of Funny Wacky Favorites 

In 1987 - ** Christmas Is Over - Killer Spam (aka John Mammoser) (last played on 1987-01-18)

In 1987 - ** Goody Goody Gumdrops - The 1910 Fruitgum Company (released 1968, last played on 1987-01-18)

Albums: Bubblegum Hit Pack 

In 1987 - ** Quick Joey Small (Run Joey Run) - Kasenetz-Katz Singing Orchestral Circus (last played on 1987-01-18)

Albums: Bubblegum Hit Pack 

In 1987 - ** Simon Says - The 1910 Fruitgum Company (released 1968, last played on 1995-05-14)

Albums: Bubblegum Hit Pack  / Bubblegum Classics, Vol. 2  / Best of Bubblegum 

In 1987 - ** Sugar, Sugar - The Archies http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/archies.htm (released 1969, last played on 1987-01-18)

Albums: Bubblegum Classics, Vol. 3  / Absolutely the Best of the Archies  / The Very Best of the Archies  / Novelty No. 1's 

In 1987 - ** Yellow Balloon - The Yellow Balloon (last played on 1987-08-09)

In 2004 - ** All Shook Up (The Story Of Michael Jackson's Operations) - The Barron Knights (last played on 2004-01-18)

In 2004 - ** Demented News Jan 18, 2004 - Whimsical Will http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/whimsicalwill.htm (last played on 2004-01-18)

In 2004 - ** Rapbeth (Foul Is Fair) - MC Lars Horris (last played on 2004-01-18)

Albums: Radio Pet Fencing

In 2004 - ** When I'm Cleanin' Windows - Austin Lounge Lizards http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/austinloungelizards.htm (released 2003, last played on 2004-01-18)

Albums: Strange Noises in the Dark 

In 2004 - ** Where Is The Mole? - Nick Kosir & Christine Simpson (last played on 2004-01-18)

In 2004 - ** The Beer Song - Dickey (last played on 2004-01-18)

Albums: Dickey's Football Party

First Time a Funny Five Song Was Played

In 1976 - ** Gumball Wizard - Brad Stanfield (released 1975, first hit the Funny Five on 1976-03-21)

In 1981 - ** Bicycle Seat - Max Splodge (first hit the Funny Five on 1981-03-15)

First Time a Song Reached the Funny Five

In 1981 - ** Pos.4. The Streak - Ray Stevens http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/stevens-ray.htm (released 1974, first played 1979-02-04)

Albums: The Ray Stevens Box Set  / Wild & Crazy Tunes  / Country Funnies  / World's Greatest Country Novelty Records  / Ray Stevens: All-Time Greatest Hits  / Misty: The Very Best of Ray Stevens by Empire / The Best Of Ray Stevens by Rhino / Dr. Demento's Country Corn  / Gitarzan  / Last Laugh  / Ray Stevens' Greatest Hits by MCA / Ray Stevens: 20 Comedy Hits Special Collection  / Ray Stevens: All Time Greatest Comic Hits / Ray Stevens: Collection  / Ray Stevens: His All-Time Greatest Comic Hits  / Ray Stevens: Live! 

In 1987 - ** Pos.4. Dentist! - Steve Martin http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/martin-steve.htm (w/ Bill Murray) (first played 1987-01-04)

Albums: Little Shop of Horrors 

First Time a #1 Funny Five Song Was Played

In 1976 - ** Gumball Wizard - Brad Stanfield (released 1975, first hit #1 on 1976-09-19)

First Time a Song Reached #1 on the Funny Five

In 1987 - ** Pos.1. Ronnie's Rapp - Ron & The D.C. Crew (released 1986, first played 1987-01-04)

In 2004 - ** Pos.1. She's Got A Tongue Like A Kodiak Bear - Bill Frenzer http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/frenzer-bill.htm (first played 2003-11-02)

All The Times a Song Reached #1

In 1976 - ** Pos.1. Spam - Monty Python http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/montypython.htm (appearance #6)

Albums: The Final Ripoff  / Monty Python Sings  / Another Monty Python Record 

In 1981 - ** Pos.1. Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/jones-spike.htm & His City Slickers (f/ Carl Grayson) (appearance #2)

Albums: Spike Jones' Greatest Hits!  / Strictly For Music Lovers  / Musical Depreciation Revue: The Spike Jones Anthology  / Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection  / Wacky World of Spike Jones and His City Slickers  / Best Of Spike Jones and His City Slickers  / Dinner Music For People Who Aren't Very Hungry  / Musical Depreciation  / Musical Mayhem  / People Are Funnier Than Anybody  / Spike Jones Transcribed  / V-Disc Recordings  / Very Best of Spike Jones and His City Slickers  / Very Worst of Spike Jones  / Not Your Standard Spike Jones Collection 

In 1987 - ** Pos.1. Ronnie's Rapp - Ron & The D.C. Crew (appearance #1)

In 2004 - ** Pos.1. She's Got A Tongue Like A Kodiak Bear - Bill Frenzer http://www.davesfunstuff.com/funnycity/frenzer-bill.htm (appearance #1)


This Dave in History (David Letterman)

In 1989, Top Ten Least Popular Fairy Tales - 4. Scrappy, The Very Contagious Monkey.
In 1990, Simon the Singing Iguana fails to sing "Blueberry Hill." Top Ten New AT&T Slogans - 3. Reach out and touch MCI.
In 1991, Tonight's Late Night is taped today but preempted for coverage of the third night of the Gulf War. It's seen in its entirety a week later.
In 1994, Top Ten Reasons Clinton is Glad to Be Back in the U.S. - 6. Good old American french fries! 3. Good old American french fries!
In 1995, Clams make their second consecutive appearance on the Late Show, as Dave tosses them to the audience during a Daniel Boulud cooking demonstration.
In 1995, Top Ten Chapter Titles in Newt Gingrich's Book - 5. "Nude" + "Cute" = "Newt."
In 2000, Late Show 2000: Comedy Under Siege continues, with a rerun featuring Kathie Lee Gifford.
In 2001, Clinton Classic Joke involves Lewinsky's planning to pay off her legal bills by getting herself a desk job. Right after the joke, some non-Calvert guy wanders out.
In 2001, Clips, real and fake: During the "Giants in the coffee shop" bit the other day, a guy runs by with a Christmas tree; Fox ad for "Temptation Island" with the guy saying "I wasn't prepared for this level of temptation"; Temptation Island clip reveals who the woman's date was: Bill Clinton; annoying Mazda "zoom" kid commercial; Dave's family is in the theater (or is it Joe Lieberman's?); Jason Sehorn on the show last week, winking (at Dave?).
In 2001, Dave calls Art upstairs, then talks to Steph and asks her to tape "Jackass" for him.
In 2001, Dave says that he's hopelessly addicted to carbohydrates and that they'll make your cholesterol high.
In 2001, George W. Bush's Big Word of the Night: (1) transportation, (2) conservation.
In 2001, New York City Chief of Police Bill DeLace's advice on snowstorms includes "begin looting local stores", "have a basement with plenty of hooch", etc.
In 2001, Paul misidentifies the Brooklyn Bridge (in the commercial bumper) as the George Washington Bridge.
In 2001, Top Ten Signs Hillary Is Not Taking Her Job Seriously - 9. Most of her ideas were on "The West Wing" the night before.

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