"to every exception there is a rule."
Random Thought...
"If one word does not succeed, ten thousand are of no avail"
Another Random Thought...
"Now where did I put that rubber doll?"
And Another Random Thought...
"Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over, and showing it principally in one spot"
Still Another Random Thought...
"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Money buys a pretty dog, but not the wag of its tail. - Henry Wheeler Shaw"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then. "
Computer Tagline...
"Objects are closer than they appear"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I met her at Macy's. She was shopping...I was putting Slinky's on the escalator."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You see a forest fire and think 'Bar-bee-Q'."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"FIDONK (fy donk): n. A dog's motion of bouncing his head on the floor while sneezing."
Today's Book Hype...
"Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Egan"
Today's Actual Headline...
"LAZY, FAT DRAGONS TO GO ON CRASH DIET IN ZOO "
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"Can use windows without a mouse"
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Bandwidth: limited by the size of the stage "
Today's Daffynition...
"Undercover Agent: A spy in bed."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"I cannot conceive of a God who rewards and punishes his creatures, or has a will of the kind that we experience in ourselves. Neither can I nor would I want to conceive of an individual that survives his physical death; let feeble souls, from fear or ab surd egoism, cherish such thoughts. I am satisfied with the mystery of the eternity of life and with the awareness and a glimpse of the marvelous structure of the existing world, together with the devoted striving to comprehend a portion, be it ever so tiny, of the Reason that manifests itself in nature. [Albert Einstein,_The World as I See It_]"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What does Hannibal call Mike Tyson? A wanna-be!"
Today's They Do It...
"Beer brewers do it with more hops"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their balls"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Thinking Out Loud"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"lawyers work in their briefs."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"** ** [- Tribbles Snorkelling"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
They used to say, if man could fly, he'd have wings. But he did fly;
he discovered he had to. Do you wish that the first Apollo mission
hadn't reached the moon, or that we hadn't gone on to Mars and
then to the nearest star? That's like saying you wish that you still
operated with scalpels and sewed your patients up with catgut, like your
great, great, great-grandfather used to do ... Dr. McCoy is right in
pointing out the enormous danger potential in any contact with life
and intelligence as fantastically advanced as this. But I must point out
that the possibilities -- the potential for knowledge and advancement is
equally great. Risk -- risk is our business.
-- Kirk, "Return to Tomorrow," stardate 4768.3.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
Klingons are so unusual in their reactions, aren't they?
-- Star Trek. Dr. Crusher to Picard, "Lonely Among Us"
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Today in History,
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The Davesdatebook and Davesfunstuff CDs have returned as a TWO-CD set!