"courage is fear that said its prayers."
Random Thought...
"Somehow I have to believe that I'm worth all the aggravation I cause myself"
Another Random Thought...
"If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick"
And Another Random Thought...
"If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Life can be great if you live it to the fullest"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"Any horizontal surface is soon piled up."
Computer Tagline...
"IBM: Impious Bacchnalain Metropolis"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I've had lots of bad jobs. I was a narrator for bad mimes."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head. "
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"STOPTIONAL n. Any stop sign in the middle of nowhere that no one pays attention to."
Today's Book Hype...
"Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono"
Today's Actual Headline...
"YETI TEACHING STUDENTS VALUABLE LESSONS"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"If The biggest purchase of your life happens at least once a month..."
Today's Computer Glossary...
"FOM: (n.) Forget-only memory. New advanced chips that retain data only until the moment you need it."
Today's Daffynition...
"Apparent: A large, old, bossy person who tortures youths."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual towards freedom"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"Why did Hannibal Lecter's doctor tell him to eat John Tesh? Because he's on a bland diet!"
Today's They Do It...
"ROYAL GUARDS do it in uniforms"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD VACATIONERS never die, they just don't come back"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Helicopter flight"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"only adults have trouble with child-proof bottles."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon."
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
A woman should have compassion.
-- Kirk, "Catspaw," stardate 3018.2.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
You are fully functional aren't you?
"Of course, but -"
How fully?
"In every way, of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad
variety of pleasuring."
Ohh...you jewel, that's exactly what I hoped.
-- Star Trek. Yar and Data, "The Naked Now"