"where in the world does the guy who has everything put it?."
Random Thought...
"A heart in love with beauty never grows old"
Another Random Thought...
"Unregistered Evaluation Tagline"
And Another Random Thought...
"In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Press "+" to see another tagline"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst possible way."
Computer Tagline...
"All real programs contain errors until proven otherwise - which is impossible."
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"The worst day of your life was when you dropped your bottle of Jack Daniels the other day."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"SCHLATTWHAPPER (shlat' wap ur) n. The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down, hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face."
Today's Book Hype...
"Unemployed: Anita Job"
Today's Actual Headline...
"WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"It's 1:15 AM, and you have to get up for work at 5:45."
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Bank Select: used by theives to determine who they will rob."
Today's Daffynition...
"Egghead: What Mrs. Dumpty gave Mr. Humpty."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. --Albert Einstein (1879-1955)"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"Why did it take so long for Hannibal Lecter to eat Valerie Bertinelli? Because he could only eat a piece of her one day at a time!"
Today's They Do It...
"I/O Hackers do it without interrupt"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just move to new addresses"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Civil libertarian"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"money is like a promise, easier made then kept."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"* * * <- Tribbles <- Cloaked tribbles"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
Totally illogical, there was no chance.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven," stardate 2822.3.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
I never lie when I've got sand in my shoes, Commodore.
-- Star Trek. Geordi to Bochra, "The Enemy"