"teachers have class."
Random Thought...
"Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it's better than no government at all"
Another Random Thought...
"AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous"
And Another Random Thought...
"The game's a little bit wide open again"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Don't fall before you're pushed"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"ATTENTION.... Elvis has left the echo"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them."
Computer Tagline...
"My other computer is a Compaq 386"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"A while ago, I went skiing in England. It was a rare package: two weeks in England, one night in Connecticut, two weeks in England. I said, "Yes, I'll take it." I got on this chairlift with this guy I didn't know. We went halfway up the mountain without saying a word. Then he turned to me and said, "You know, this is the first time I've gone skiing in ten years." I said, "Why did you take such a long time off?" He said, "I was in prison. Want to know why?" I said, "Not really. Well, you better tell me why." He said, "I pushed a total stranger off a Ferris wheel." I said, "I remember you.""
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"Your car stereo costs more than your car."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"CHICLEXODUS n. Any attempt by a gum ball to sneak out of the chute and roll past the buyer."
Today's Book Hype...
"Bad Gardeners: Wilt Plant"
Today's Actual Headline...
"MAN EATING PIRANHA MISTAKENLY SOLD AS PET FISH"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You sit doubled over and scrunched sideways."
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Digital control - What your fingers do on the TV remote. "
Today's Daffynition...
"Work is the slow, dragging fingernail on the blackboard of life."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What does Hannibal Lecter like to call Anna Nicole Smith? An extra extra value meal!"
Today's They Do It...
"ASTRONOMERS do it only at night"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucket"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Fuzzy logic"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"one lie or one peanut...one leads to another."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"And look....no split ends! - Worf"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
...hesitation ... is an hereditary trait of your species, and
suddenly faced by the unknown, or imminent danger, a human will
invariably experience a split second of indecision. He hesitates.
-- Spock, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
Just one of the boys, eh?
Just one if the boys with an IQ of 2005.
-- Star Trek. Guinan and Q, "Deja Q"