"what you enjoy is much more important then what you have."
Random Thought...
"Due to Budget Constraints light at end of tunnel is off"
Another Random Thought...
"Spectators are requested NOT to fall into excavation so as not to injure workmen"
And Another Random Thought...
"Careful planning will never replace dumb luck"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Reclaimer, spare that tree! Take not a single bit! It used to point to me, Now I'm protecting it. It was the reader's CONS That made it, paired by dot; Now, GC, for the nonce, Thou shalt reclaim it not"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"The answer is 42. - from The Hitchhiker's Guide"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"Leakproof seals... will. - Murphy's laws on sex"
Computer Tagline...
"From C:\*.* to shining C:\*.*"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription for my eye-glasses ran out."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You think the vowels are E..I..E..I..O."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"PHOTOYOKEL n. A person who presses the wrong button on a film camera, causing it to dismantle."
Today's Book Hype...
"All Alone: Saul E. Terry"
Today's Actual Headline...
"JAIL GUARD PROBE IN PRISON SEX"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You have at some point explained what that damned "tilde" thing is"
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Source Code: (n.) a record of a programmer's thought for a period of time. A stream-of-consciousness novel or short story."
Today's Daffynition...
"Pussy Whip: The dessert topping for cats."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"The important thing is not to stop questioning.... One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What does Hannibal Lecter call Whitney Houston and her husband Bobby? Hash browns!"
Today's They Do It...
"We do not need another sole proprietor who will bully and steal when we can do it ourselves. - Paul Foot, Radio 4"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot. -- Notebook, 1904"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Philosophy science"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"where in the world does the guy who has everything put it?."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"He's asking to have this VISOR shoved someplace. - Geordi"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
They used to say, if man could fly, he'd have wings. But he did fly;
he discovered he had to. Do you wish that the first Apollo mission
hadn't reached the moon, or that we hadn't gone on to Mars and
then to the nearest star? That's like saying you wish that you still
operated with scalpels and sewed your patients up with catgut, like your
great, great, great-grandfather used to do ... Dr. McCoy is right in
pointing out the enormous danger potential in any contact with life
and intelligence as fantastically advanced as this. But I must point out
that the possibilities -- the potential for knowledge and advancement is
equally great. Risk -- risk is our business.
-- Kirk, "Return to Tomorrow," stardate 4768.3.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
Now I see why you want to handle all the away teams, Number One.
That's where all the excitement is.
-- Star Trek. Picard to Riker, "Contagion"
