"don't get discouraged...no one is perfickt."
Random Thought...
"Few people ever fully recover from sanding wooden floors"
Another Random Thought...
"Q: If I married two women, would that be bigamy? A: It would be very big of you"
And Another Random Thought...
"It's a good job I'm not colour blind because both teams are playing in black and white"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Youth is a period of missed opportunities. - Cyril Connolly, "Journal and Memoir" 1983"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Why go second class when 1st class is only $25?"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"The hidden flaw never remains hidden."
Computer Tagline...
"Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in."
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I found out who the spirit was that designed the Winchester Mystery House. Helen Keller."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You spell fertilizer with only 4 letters."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"MOTODRIFT (moh' toh drift) n. The mistaken belief at a stoplight that your car is moving backward when, actually, the car beside you is moving forward."
Today's Book Hype...
"Harvesting Wild Plants: Dudley Nightshade"
Today's Actual Headline...
"CALIFORNIA WILDLIFE DESTROYS OVER 40 HOMES "
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You know your package "tracking number" by heart."
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Ergonomics - Reagonomics as interpreted by a computer."
Today's Daffynition...
"MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the community to which your later work belongs"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"Why did Hannibal Lecter's doctor tell him to eat John Tesh? Because he's on a bland diet!"
Today's They Do It...
"FIREMEN do it with a big hose"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their drive"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Student Teacher"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"if it is to be, it is up to me."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"Deanna, do you have to wear those spurs to bed? - Riker"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
Back in the twentieth century, the H-bomb was the ultimate weapon,
their doomsday machine. And we used something like it to destroy
another doomsday machine. Probably the first time such a weapon has
ever been used for constructive purposes.
-- Kirk, "The Doomsday Machine," stardate 4202.9.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
Starfleet is not a military organization, its purpose is exploration.
-- Star Trek. Picard to Sirna Kolrami, "Peak Performance"