"win without boasting and lose without excuse."
Random Thought...
"I can resist everything except temptation"
Another Random Thought...
"Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose"
And Another Random Thought...
"DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, & complain. And most do"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"The families of one's friends are always a disappointment"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains. - Murphy's military laws"
Computer Tagline...
"Guns don't kill people..Mail readers kill people"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I have a microwave fireplace in my house...The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"Your clawfoot bathtub sometimes serves as a hospital for injured fowl."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"Scrabitch (SKRAB ich) - n. The impossible-to-reach area in the middle of the back which can never be scratched."
Today's Book Hype...
"The French Chef: Sue Flay"
Today's Actual Headline...
"DRUNK DRIVERS PAID $1,000 IN 1984"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You laugh at popular computer-related movies because the characters obviously don't have a clue. (How the heck does knocking the phone off the acoustic coupler stop a trace!?)...you remember what movie that was in...and you recognized it as an acoustic coupler"
Today's Computer Glossary...
"DISK - What goes out in your back after bending over a computer keyboard for seven hours at a clip."
Today's Daffynition...
"Bandwidth: The length of stage needed for a music group."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"I cannot conceive of a personal God who would directly influence the actions of individuals, or would directly sit in judgment on creatures of his own creation. I cannot do this in spite of the fact that mechanistic causality has, to a certain extent, b een placed in doubt by modern science. [He was speaking of Quantum Mechanics and the breaking down of determinism.] My religiosity consists in a humble admiratation of the infinitely superior spirit that reveals itself in the little that we, with our we ak and transitory understanding, can comprehend of reality. Morality is of the highest importance -- but for us, not for God. [Albert Einstein, from : The Human Side, edited by Helen Dukas and Banesh Hoffman, Princeton University Press]"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What is Hannibal's biggest complaint about the coroner's office? They don't deliver!"
Today's They Do It...
"Mathematicians do it with their real parts"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"For in a Republic, who is "the country?" Is it the Government which is for the moment in the saddle? Why, the Government is merely a servant- merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them"
Today's Oxymoron...
"New Classic"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"f u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a drn!."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"Frostbite Falls Minnesota, home of Watsa Matta U."
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
Killing is wrong.
-- Losira, "That Which Survives," stardate unknown.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
I do not serve things evil. I am evil.
-- Star Trek. Armus, "Skin of Evil"
