"ever wish you had a copy of tomorrow's newspaper?."
Random Thought...
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species"
Another Random Thought...
"This message intentionally not included"
And Another Random Thought...
"I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it?"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"Nobody really cares or understands what anybody else is doing."
Computer Tagline...
"My computer NEVER loc"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I can levitate birds. No one cares."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"Your kids LIKE the Arch Deluxe hamburger at McDonalds."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"FLUGGLING (flug' ul ing) v. The dangerous practice, in a darkened room, of using one's finger to guide the end of an electrical plug into a wall socket."
Today's Book Hype...
"The Truancy Problem: Marcus Absent"
Today's Actual Headline...
"FISH LURK IN STREAMS "
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You have more bandwidth in your apartment or condo than most major universities."
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Vendor: (n.) a manufacturer's lackey."
Today's Daffynition...
"Philosopher - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"Through the release of atomic energy, our generation has brought into the world the most revolutionary force since prehistoric man's discovery of fire. This basic force of the universe cannot be fitted into the outmoded concept of narrow nationalisms. For there is no secret and there is no defense; there is no possibility of control except through the aroused understanding and insistence of the peoples of the world. We scientists recognise our inescapable responsibility to carry to our fellow citizens an understanding of atomic energy and its implication for society. In this lies our only security and our only hopewe believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death. A. Einstein, 1947 d.C"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What does Hannibal Lecter like to call Anna Nicole Smith? An extra extra value meal!"
Today's They Do It...
"Perfectionists do it better"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zone"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Clean hack"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"drive carefully, death is so permanent."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned away from the sun; there's a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor."
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
All the little things you and I understand and expect from life, such
as: equality; kindness; justice ...
-- Spock, "The Cloud Minders," stardate 5818.4.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
Hello, my friends. You are here now watching this image of me because I
have died. It probably happened while I was on duty, and quickly, which
is what I expected. Never forget I died doing exactly what I wanted to
do. What I want you to know is how much I loved my life, and those of
you who shared it with me. You are my family, you all know where I came
from and what my life was like before. But Starfleet took that
frightened, angry young girl and tempered her. I have been blessed
with your friendship, and your love.
-- Star Trek. Yar, "Skin of Evil"
