"blame st. andreas - it's his fault."
Random Thought...
"Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain? Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes, A root or two, a torus and a node: The inverse of my verse, a null domain"
Another Random Thought...
"You are magnetic in your bearing"
And Another Random Thought...
"Politics is either passing the buck or passing the dough"
Still Another Random Thought...
"To teach is to learn. -"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"He was so crooked you could use him to pull corks with.."
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. - Murphy's Technology Laws"
Computer Tagline...
"C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN DOS RUN"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You know all the stock car driver's numbers by heart."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"Mowmuffins ( MO muh finz) - n. The dried accumulation of grass on the underside of lawnmowers."
Today's Book Hype...
"Weepy Movie: Maud Lynn Story"
Today's Actual Headline...
"SMALLER FAMILIES RECQUIRE LESS FOOD "
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You know your package "tracking number" by heart."
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Motherboard: (n.) the hardware version of the software 'kernel.'"
Today's Daffynition...
"Sweat: The cologne of accomplishment - Heywood Brown "
Today's Einstein Quote...
"What I see in Nature is a magnificent structure that we can comprehend only very imperfectly, and that must fill a thinking person with a feeling of humility. This is a genuinely religious feeling that has nothing to do with mysticism"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What does Hannibal call Doug Flutie's arm? Buffalo wings!"
Today's They Do It...
"Psychologists only do it if they feel good about it"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD DOCTORS never die, they just lose their patience"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the under dog in the fight -- this is magnanimity; but bet on the other one -- this is business"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Literal interpretation"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"dangerous exercise - jumping to conclusions."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"Captain ... one ... harmless ... little ... Tribble?"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice.
-- Kirk, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3220.3.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
But I got out of my uniform for you Data.
-- Star Trek. Yar, "The Naked Now"