"tailgater - one who makes ends meet."
Random Thought...
"A critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned"
Another Random Thought...
"Do you want to know why the cost of health care has risen so much? All those rubber gloves your relatives steal when they visit you"
And Another Random Thought...
"Warning: any tagline I see is fair game"
Still Another Random Thought...
"You will gain money by a speculation or lottery"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Recent investments will yield a slight profit"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"Corollary (Jenning): The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. "
Computer Tagline...
"Junior! Quit playing with your floppy"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You've ever used the scope on your huntin' rifle to locate your kids."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"RUMPPUMP (rump pump) n. A stair-climbing exerciser."
Today's Book Hype...
"I Win!: U. Lose"
Today's Actual Headline...
"GROVER MAN DRAWS PRISON TERM, FINE FOR SEX ACTS"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"Even though you have a PC and a Laptop with 56.6K modems, you still save that old 2400bps modem, because "you might need it someday""
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Hardware: (n.) 1. anything prone to physical failure. 2. collective term for any computer-related object that can be kicked or battered. 3. tools, such as lawnmowers, rakes ano other heave equipment you haven't laid a finger on since getting your computer."
Today's Daffynition...
"Parking space: An area that vanishes as you make a U-Turn."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"I cannot conceive of a God who rewards and punishes his creatures, or has a will of the kind that we experience in ourselves. Neither can I nor would I want to conceive of an individual that survives his physical death; let feeble souls, from fear or ab surd egoism, cherish such thoughts. I am satisfied with the mystery of the eternity of life and with the awareness and a glimpse of the marvelous structure of the existing world, together with the devoted striving to comprehend a portion, be it ever so tiny, of the Reason that manifests itself in nature. [Albert Einstein,_The World as I See It_]"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"Why doesn't Hannibal Lecter eat clowns? (or eat Jerry Seinfeld) Because they taste funny!"
Today's They Do It...
"Skydivers go down faster"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"A banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditchdigging. -- "Last Visit to England," in DeVoto, Mark Twain in Eruption"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Savings & loan"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"astronauts are out to launch."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"You're not afraid of bats, are you Worf? - Beverly"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
You know the greatest danger facing us is ourselves, and
irrational fear of the unknown. There is no such thing as the
unknown. Only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood.
-- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver," stardate 1514.0.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
If it should become necessary to fight, could you locate me some
rocks to throw at them.
-- Star Trek. Riker, "Contagion"