"the less you have to do, the less time you find to do it in."
Random Thought...
"What's another word for thesaurus?"
Another Random Thought...
"Shopping Tip: Shoes are only 85¢ at the bowling alley"
And Another Random Thought...
"They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid"
Still Another Random Thought...
"USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Spectators are requested NOT to fall into excavation so as not to injure workmen"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"A patent application will be preceded by one week by a similar application made by an independent worker."
Computer Tagline...
"IBM: Itty Bitty Mentality"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You've been to the emergency room more than 3 times for mashing the wrong end of a thumb tack."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"Cabnicreep (KAB nih kreep) - n. The structural condition in which the closing of one kitchen cabinet causes another to open."
Today's Book Hype...
"Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco"
Today's Actual Headline...
"COPS HALT DOUGHNUT SHOP ROBBERY "
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You have a pIRCh web page (or links to any pIRCh pages on your page)"
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Assembly language: 1. language of choice for Scrabble players. Allows the smallest and fastest routines to be written in five months instead of one. Extra points for variable names rich in Q's and Z's. 2. put tab A into slot B, then put tab C..."
Today's Daffynition...
"Southpaw: a daddy from Dixie"
Today's Einstein Quote...
"Where the world ceases to be the scene of our personal hopes and wishes, where we face it as free beings admiring, asking and observing, there we enter the realm of Art and Science"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What does Hannibal Lecter like best about Domino's Pizza? The delivery guy!"
Today's They Do It...
"BEER DRINKERS get more head"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD BUREAUCRATS never die, they just waste away"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Corporate planning"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"every time i lose weight, it finds me again."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"Captain! The UARTs kenna' take these speeds!"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity.
And in the way our differences combine to create meaning and beauty.
-- Dr. Miranda Jones and Spock, "Is There in Truth No Beauty?,"
stardate 5630.8.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
Why does a mosquito bite your ear. And who cares. The answer is simple,
call an exterminator.
-- Star Trek. Dr. Stubbs, "Evolution"