"since the left half of the brain controls the right half of the body, only us lefties are in our right minds. "
Random Thought...
"G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns"
Another Random Thought...
"When turkeys mate they think of swans"
And Another Random Thought...
"You whizzed on the electric fence, didn't you? - Satan"
Still Another Random Thought...
"If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk!"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Pascal: What's it Wirth?"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view."
Computer Tagline...
"Member ACNE: Anonymous Computer Nerds Eclectic"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"Mailpouch sends you Christmas cards."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"BACKSPACKLE (bak' spak uhl) n. Markings on the back of one's shirt from riding a frenderless bicycle."
Today's Book Hype...
"Why Cars Stop: M.T. Tank"
Today's Actual Headline...
"TOXIC WASTE TOUR PLANNED "
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"If you've ever seen two sunrises in a row...three?"
Today's Computer Glossary...
"MAC: Mindlessly Acting Computer"
Today's Daffynition...
"Catty: An afternoon gathering of gossips."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"Man tries to make for himself in the fashion that suits him best a simplified and intelligible picture of the world; he then tries to some extent to substitute this cosmos of his for the world of experience, and thus to overcome it. This is what the pai nter, the poet, the speculative philosopher, and the natural scientists do, each in his own fashion. Each makes this cosmos and its construction the pivot of his emotional life, in order to find in this way peace and security which he can not find in the narrow whirlpool of personal experience. Ideas and Opinions, (Dell, Pinebrook, N.J., 1954)"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What does Hannibal call a supermodel from Wisconsin? A quarter pounder with cheese!"
Today's They Do It...
"Skydivers do it at great heights"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"The altar-cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next. -- Notebook, 1898"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Art student"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"everything goes on sale ... right after you buy it."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"* * <- Tribbles o o o <- Picard tribbles"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
Killing is stupid; useless!
-- McCoy, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
But I got out of my uniform for you Data.
-- Star Trek. Yar, "The Naked Now"