"drive carefully, death is so permanent."
Random Thought...
"Wealth is not his who has it, but his who enjoys it!"
Another Random Thought...
"Parents, Make The Call"
And Another Random Thought...
"Love is grand, divorce is twenty grand"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Boy with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Help stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"No real problem has a solution."
Computer Tagline...
"Windows NT: The world's only 80 megabyte Solitaire game"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"So I get off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal...The wings are knocking people over..."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"your grandmother has to be taken out of bingo because of her language."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"RAMPRIOT (ramp' ry uht) n. Free-for-all that erupts as soon the stewardess utters the phrase, "please remain in your seats until the plane has come to a complete stop.""
Today's Book Hype...
"Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser"
Today's Actual Headline...
"CANCER SOCIETY HONORS MARLBORO MAN"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You say "I need a couple of floppies," and your mother washes your mouth out with soap................"
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Sort: (v.) to order a list of data in such a way as to destroy all relation- ships between the items. (n.) The process which accomplishes this, esp. if it takes a very long time."
Today's Daffynition...
"Tricycle: A tot rod."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"How did Hannibal Lecter improve his eyesight? He ate Carrot Top!"
Today's They Do It...
"Hackers do it in two states"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"When whole races and peoples conspire to propagate gigantic mute lies in the interest of tyrannies and shams, why should we care anything about the trifling lies told by individuals?"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Unsalted Saltines"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"he who hesitates is last."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
""Swab the poop deck, raise the mizzenmast!" - Picard"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven," stardate 2822.3.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
This ought to be easy for someone written up in bio-mechanical texts.
-- Star Trek. Riker to Data, "The Naked Now"