"win without boasting and lose without excuse."
Random Thought...
"Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it"
Another Random Thought...
"JOHN MOTSON : "Well, Trevor, what does this substitution mean tactically?" TREVOR BROOKING : "Well, Barnes has come off and Rocastle has come on...""
And Another Random Thought...
"I'm sure this will evoke memories, even for those of us who don't remember it"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Death is 99 per cent fatal to laboratory rats"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Better or worse, but never the same"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short. - Murphy's Military Laws"
Computer Tagline...
"Death is a nonmaskable interrupt"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You've ever taken out a restraining order against your mother-in-law."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"Aeroma (ayr OH ma) - n. The odor emanating from an exercise room after an aerobics workout."
Today's Book Hype...
"Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen"
Today's Actual Headline...
"FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"If You can pronounce several Japanese words and they aren't forms of martial arts..."
Today's Computer Glossary...
"CPU: C3PO's mother."
Today's Daffynition...
"Coma: A punctuation mark."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"Why doesn't Hannibal Lecter eat Bill Gates? Too rich!"
Today's They Do It...
"BEER DRINKERS get more head"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD BOWLERS never die, they just end up in the gutter"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of the human race: he brought death into the world"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Proprietary standard"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"loan someone a sympathetic ear."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"* <- Tribble *+ <- Tribble Snorkelling"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie.
-- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed," stardate 3142.8.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
That was the stun setting, this is not.
-- Star Trek. Data, "The Ensigns of Command"