"the longer you keep your temper the better it will get."
Random Thought...
"Agnodyslexic plea: "why ME, dog?""
Another Random Thought...
"Transwarp drive in 5 4 3 2 1... "
And Another Random Thought...
"...and the crowd are absolutely standing up"
Still Another Random Thought...
"I didn't write this; a very complex macro did"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. - Murphy's laws on sex"
Computer Tagline...
"Kom jij es ff dichtbij je schermpje, dan zal ik je ff instralen !"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"My girlfriend's so intense...She woke me up the other night and asked, "If you could tell exactly when and how you were going to die, would you want to know?" "Heck no," I said, "Why?" "Doesn't matter, just go back back to sleep...""
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"Rocktose (ROK tohs) - n. The hard lumps that block the pouring spouts of sugar dispensers."
Today's Book Hype...
"Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze"
Today's Actual Headline...
"WE WILL SELL GASOLINE TO ANYONE IN A GLASS CONTAINER. "
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You ever put Name "Nickname on IRC" Last Name "
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Window: what you heave the computer out of when you accidentally erase a program that took you three days to set up."
Today's Daffynition...
"Wicker Box: What Elmer Fudd wants to do to Snow White."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"The minority, the ruling class at present, has the schools and press, usually the Church as well, under its thumb. This enables it to organize and sway the emotions of the masses, and make its tool of them. [Albert Einstein, letter to Sigmund Freud, 30 July 1932]"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What's the one thing you never want to say to Hannibal? Bite me!"
Today's They Do It...
"Mathematicians do it over and under the curves"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD DENTISTS never die, they just lose their pull"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Australian spelling"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"age is a high price to pay for maturity."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
""Tennis is irrelevant." - Bjorn Borg"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
No one wants war.
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.7.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
The Mintakans are beginning to believe in a god, and the one they've
chosen is you.
-- Star Trek. Riker to Picard, "Who Watches the Watchers