"people with narrow minds usually have broad tongues."
Random Thought...
"Do not adjust your mind, the fault is with reality"
Another Random Thought...
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition"
And Another Random Thought...
"Serocki's Stricture: Marriage is always a bachelor's last option"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Examine what is said, not him who speaks"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Liverpool always seem to find a boot at the right moment to keep Birmingham City at arm's length"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law: Everything goes wrong all at once."
Computer Tagline...
"Syntax? Why not? They tax everything else!"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I eat swiss cheese from the inside out."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You take the muffler off your new truck before you get home"
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"Spubbling (SPUB ling) - v. The superhuman feat of trying to wash one's hands and manipulate the "water saving" faucets at the same time."
Today's Book Hype...
"Tag Lines: Book Titles"
Today's Actual Headline...
"ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You have ever used a light pen "
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Expression: a quaint phrase uttered when the computer does something unexpected. (ex.%$*&,<>!!!!!)"
Today's Daffynition...
"BBS Trek: The Text Generation..."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What does Hannibal Lecter call a van full of senior citizens? Meals on wheels!"
Today's They Do It...
"Zoologists do it with animals"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD COOKS never die, they just get deranged"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Central Intelligence Agency"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"build something foolproof and every fool will use it."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a haircut"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
On my planet, to rest is to rest -- to cease using energy. To me,
it is quite illogical to run up and down on green grass, using energy,
instead of saving it.
-- Spock, "Shore Leave," stardate 3025.2.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
What in the hell am I doing...crying? It is so frustrating to be
controlled like this.
Don't worry, there is a new ship's standing order on the bridge. When
When one is in the penalty box, tears are permitted.
-- Star Trek. Yar and Picard, "Hide and Q"