"a penny saved is ridiculous."
Random Thought...
"You're a fourth generation chef. What did your father do?"
Another Random Thought...
"We are watching. And we are always here"
And Another Random Thought...
"A few cans short of a six pack, Six short"
Still Another Random Thought...
"If this were an actual wisecrack, it would be funny"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Now you've passed your test, don't try and pass everything"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it."
Computer Tagline...
"IBM: Immeasurable Bigheaded Malapert"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"Some people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"Your kids are going hungry tonight because you had to see your maw run her car at the dirt track race."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"Mophenes (MO feenz) - n. The semi-truck headlights that invade your motel room at three in the morning."
Today's Book Hype...
"Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry"
Today's Actual Headline...
"PLANNED PARENTHOOD LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You have made your ISP completely rethink that "unlimited access" thing"
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Source Code: (n.) a record of a programmer's thought for a period of time. A stream-of-consciousness novel or short story."
Today's Daffynition...
"Conscience: the inner voice warning you that somebody is looking."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"How does Hannibal order Fetticini Alfredo in Italy? Hold the fetticini, just bring the Alfredo!"
Today's They Do It...
"Firemen find `em hot, and leave `em wet"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD VACATIONERS never die, they just don't come back"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"Be virtuous and you will be eccentric"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Definite maybe"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"things work better if you plug them in."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"Robosmurf vs. the Rabid Tribbles II in 3D."
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
I speak of rights! A machine has none; a man must. If you do not
grant him that right, you have brought us down to the level of the
machine; indeed, you have elevated that machine above us!
-- Samuel T. Cogley, "Court Martial," stardate 2949.9.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
Have you got some reason to want my atoms scattered all over space, boy?
-- Star Trek. McCoy to Data, "Encounter at Farpoint"