"every time i lose weight, it finds me again."
Random Thought...
"An optimist laughs to forget..A pessimist forgets to laugh"
Another Random Thought...
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And Another Random Thought...
"A diamond is just a lump of coal that made good under pressure"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Get out of the road, if you want to grow old"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"Kohn's Corollary to Murphy's Law: Two wrong's are only the beginning."
Computer Tagline...
"Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User "
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"Any of your children are the result of a conjugal visit."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"Crummox (KRUM oks) - n. The cereal that gets caught between the inner lining and the side of the box. Also, the leftover amount at the bottom. (Not enough to eat, but too much to throw away. )"
Today's Book Hype...
"As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar"
Today's Actual Headline...
"ARSON SUSPECT HELD IN MASSACHUSETTS FIRE"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You've missed the X-Files because you wanted to play on your computer."
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Operator: (n.) 1. One who has no experience with computers. 2. Any beginner, esp. one part of whose salary is paid in soft drinks and processed salted food treated with dangerous and illegal drugs or preservatives. Differs from a programmer in that a programmer will often take the dangerous and illegal drugs or preservatives directly. 3. the guy/gal who gets all the hot dates."
Today's Daffynition...
"Bankers' Hours: That part of the day when it is too hot to play golf."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"The process of scientific discovery is, in effect, a continual flight from wonder"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"Do you know what Hannibal calls people who drive in a car pool lane? Meals on Wheels"
Today's They Do It...
"Mathemeticians do it exponentially!"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD DANCERS never die, they just step away"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot. -- Notebook, 1904"
Today's Oxymoron...
"American Honda"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"handle yourself with your head, handle others with your heart."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
""Picard, get some hair. Your brain has caught cold." * Q"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
Is truth not truth for all?
-- Natira, "For the World is Hollow and I have Touched
the Sky," stardate 5476.4.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
Damn. Where are the callouses us doctors are supposed to grow over
our feelings.
Perhaps the good ones never get them.
-- Star Trek. Dr. Crusher and Picard, "Code of Honor"