"hot dogs are best when served with a ballgame."
Random Thought...
"Broken guitar for sale: No strings attached"
Another Random Thought...
"This tune's been playing for over 50 years! -- Crow T. Robot"
And Another Random Thought...
"Man has his will. Woman has her won't"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Could I have a drug overdose?"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"It was the best of lines, it was the worst of lines"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race."
Computer Tagline...
"COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"Four years ago..............no, it was yesterday."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"CASTCASPERS (kast kas purs) n. Dead movie stars appearing in old movies on T.V."
Today's Book Hype...
"Social Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast"
Today's Actual Headline...
"INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You dream in C++ (or any language except the one you speak)"
Today's Computer Glossary...
"FORTRAN: (n.) 1. an ancient programming language which changed IF's to GOTO's by using a strange three-valued logic on binary computers. 2. FOrmless TRANslations. 3. a high level computer language use by those who have mastered the BASIC syntax errors and are looking for a challange."
Today's Daffynition...
"Buccaneer: The price of corn on the cob..."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What does Hannibal call people he doesn't like? Hard to swallow."
Today's They Do It...
"HOCKEY-PLAYERS do it; so what?"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're just fooling themselves"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"My first American ancestor, gentlemen, was an Indian--an early Indian. Your ancestors skinned him alive, and I am an orphan...All those Salem witches were ancestors of mine. Your people made it tropical for them...The first slave brought into New England out of Africa by your progenitors was an ancestor of mine--for I am a mixed breed, an infinitely shaded and exquisite Mongrel. -- "Plymouth Rock and the Pilgrims," speech, 1881"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Decent lawyer"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"everything hurts .. and what doesn't don't work."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"Beam me up Scotty! The liberals have taken over"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
Look at these three words written larger than all the rest, and with
special pride never written before or since -- tall words, proudly
saying "We the people" .. these words and the words that follow ...
must apply to everyone or they mean nothing.
-- Kirk, "The Omega Glory," stardate unknown.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
Didn't mean to offend you.
You didn't, yet.
-- Star Trek. Ensign Mendon and Worf, "A Matter of Honor"