"common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius."
Random Thought...
"Absurdity: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion"
Another Random Thought...
"Why be a man when you can be a success?"
And Another Random Thought...
"O Oysters come and walk with us, the Walrus did beseech"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Summer fun tip from General Electric: Try to catch defective G.E. jet engine parts as they drop from the sky"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Reality does not exist - yet"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"A Purple Heart just goes to prove that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and luck enough to survive. - Murphy's military laws"
Computer Tagline...
"Artificial Intelligence is the study of how to make real computers act like the ones in movies. "
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You've spent more time on top of your Winnebago than in it."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"CHIPFAULT (chip fahlt) n. The stress point on a potato chip where it breaks off and stays behind in the dip."
Today's Book Hype...
"After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate"
Today's Actual Headline...
"MEAT HEAD FIGHTS HIKE IN MINIMUM PAY"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"Your computer has its own phone line."
Today's Computer Glossary...
"GATEWAY - Ingenious and expensive upgrade that allows PC users on a local area network to switch from easily corrupting each other's data to easily corrupting the data on a main-frame computer. See LOCAL AREA NETWORK."
Today's Daffynition...
"CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. Herein lies the germ of all art and all true science. Anyone to whom this feeling is alien, who is no longer capable of wonderment and lives in a state of fear is a dead man. To know that what is impenatrable for us really exists and manifests itself as the highest wisdom and the most radiant beauty, whose gross forms alone are intelligible to our poor facultiesthis knowledge, this feeling ... that is the core of the true religious sent iment. In this sense, and in this sense alone, I rank myself amoung profoundly religious men"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What does Hannibal Lecter like to call the Rolling Stones? Stewed Prunes!"
Today's They Do It...
"Techies do it on cue"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD GARAGEMEN never die, they just retire"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"It is easier to manufacture seven facts out of whole cloth than one emotion"
Today's Oxymoron...
"War hero"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"it's easier to do good then be good."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"Borg Assimilation is the Best Cure for the Common Man."
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
Captain, we can control the Federation as easily as we can control you.
The fate of the inferior in any galaxy.
-- Rojan the Kelvan, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4657.5.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
Great, another woman who won't get personal with me on the holodeck.
-- Star Trek. Geordi, "Booby Trap"
