"home is the nicest place you will ever go."
Random Thought...
"Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans"
Another Random Thought...
"He's dim, Jed"
And Another Random Thought...
"Observation, and not old age, brings wisdom"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Consider the Malevolent Universe Theory: it really IS out to get you!"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"And when didn't you start contradicting people?"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. - Murphy's Military Laws"
Computer Tagline...
"DAN QUAYLE VIRUS 2 - Prevents your processes from spawning any child without first joining into a binary network. Also said to cause speling erors in files stored on your disk"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I washed mud, off of mud."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You just bought your family their lst Atari game system."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"Ufuation (yu flu AY shun) - n. The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized."
Today's Book Hype...
"Beekeeping: A. P. Arry"
Today's Actual Headline...
"COLUMNIST GETS UROLOGIST IN TROUBLE WITH HIS PEERS"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"Call your computer by a name."
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Heap: what I drive "
Today's Daffynition...
"Impeccable: Unable to be eaten by a chicken."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. What Life Means to Einstein: An Interview by George Sylvester Viereck, for the October 26, 1929 issue of The Saturday Evening Post"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What does Hannibal like to call Robert Blake? Killer Shrimp"
Today's They Do It...
"TRUMP does it with cash"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD YACHTSMEN never die, they just keel over"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"If you invent two or three people and turn them loose in your manuscript, something is bound to happen to them -- you can't help it; and then it will take you the rest of the book to get them out of the natural consequences of that occurrence, and so first thing you know, there's your book all finished up and never cost you an idea"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Fresh frozen"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"after all is said and done, usually more is said then done."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"Pack up your Tribbles in your old kit bag."
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
History tends to exaggerate.
-- Col. Green, "The Savage Curtain," stardate 5906.4.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
Captain, he needs an attitude adjustment.
-- Star Trek. Pulaski about Kolrami, "Peak Performance"