"ever stop to think and then forget to start again?."
Random Thought...
"Absolute zero is cool"
Another Random Thought...
"If you see an onion ring -answer it!"
And Another Random Thought...
"Are the lambs still screaming???"
Still Another Random Thought...
"I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, "This is what I wish." The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me. The little fishes' answer was "We cannot do it, sir, because..." I sent a letter back to say It would be better to obey. But someone came to me and said "The little fishes are in bed." I said to him, and I said it plain "Then you must wake them up again." I said it very loud and clear, I went and shouted in his ear. But he was very stiff and proud, He said "You needn't shout so loud." And he was very proud and stiff, He said "I'll go and wake them if..." I took a kettle from the shelf, I went to wake them up myself. But when I found the door was locked I pulled and pushed and kicked and knocked, And when I found the door was shut, I tried to turn the handle, But... "Is that all?" asked Alice. "That is all." said Humpty Dumpty. "Goodbye.""
Yet Another Random Thought...
"When we see persons of worth, we should think of equaling them; when we see persons of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves. - Confucius"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out. - Murphy's military Laws"
Computer Tagline...
"Computer Programmers never die...They start dropping bits"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I got a spellchecker and I can't write without it anymore."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"STURP v. To pin down a runaway piece of paper or currency with one's foot before the wind blows it away."
Today's Book Hype...
"Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente"
Today's Actual Headline...
"POLICE STOP DRINKING IN THE PARK"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You've ever met Bill Gates (and publicly admit it =;^)) ... and lived to tell about it! "
Today's Computer Glossary...
"DIP switch: how my sister gets a new boy friend"
Today's Daffynition...
"Hangnail: Coat hook."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What does Hannibal call John Goodman? Dinner for two!"
Today's They Do It...
"Scientists do it with plenty of research"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Liberal Party (conservative)"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"why does the other line always move faster?."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
""Fire, Mr. Worf!" [Worf picks up extinguisher]"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
Unhappiness is the state which occurs in the human when wants and
desires are not fulfilled.
-- Spock, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
I am not a man.
-- Star Trek. Worf to Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt"
