"you're old when you forget how to start your rocking chair."
Random Thought...
"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. - Ashleigh Brilliant"
Another Random Thought...
"There is, I believe, a time limit for playing a shot. But I think that it's true to say that nobody knows what that limit is"
And Another Random Thought...
"Close your eyes and press escape three times"
Still Another Random Thought...
"There are no winners and no losers. Everybody loses"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"Smile ... tomorrow will be worse. - The Murphy Philosophy"
Computer Tagline...
"He's got a magnet!!! Everybody BACKUP!!!!!!!!"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"you don't take a shower for a long time."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"Escalasticize (esk a LAST i size) - v. To lean against the rail of a moving escalator and have the sensation of being pulled in t he opposite directions."
Today's Book Hype...
"How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock"
Today's Actual Headline...
"ANTS TAKE A LONG TIME TO COOK IN MICROWAVE"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"Your first aid kit contains Norton's Anti-Virus."
Today's Computer Glossary...
"RECOMMENDED FOR HARD DISK USE - A program that comes on 12 floppy disks."
Today's Daffynition...
"XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What is it when Hannibal eats human road kill? Hit and run!"
Today's They Do It...
"Nixon did it to us, but we did it to him"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD QUARTERBACKS never die, they just fade back and pass away"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right. -- Johnson, More Maxims of Mark"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Real fantasy"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"dangerous exercise - jumping to conclusions."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"Spock, you are such a putz!"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
The release of emotion is what keeps us healthy. Emotionally healthy.
That may be, Doctor. However, I have noted that the healthy release
of emotion is frequently unhealthy for those closest to you.
-- McCoy and Spock, "Plato's Stepchildren," stardate 5784.3.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
You are wise, father.
It is the difference between knowledge and experience.
-- Star Trek. Lal and Data, "The Offspring"