"what you see can depend on what you look for."
Random Thought...
"Why is it when married couples separate, they so often tend to blame each other for the very qualities that attracted them to each other in the first place"
Another Random Thought...
"Jone's Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on"
And Another Random Thought...
"Tax preparation time is when citizens put two and two together and get three"
Still Another Random Thought...
"So many toys, so little time"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Prejudice is never easy unless it can pass itself off for reason.-Hazlitt"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"If everything seems to be going well, then you obviously don't know what the hell is going on. - Murphy's laws on sex"
Computer Tagline...
"Windows is a colorful clown suit for DOS"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You prefer car keys to Q-tips."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"CHICLEXODUS (chik ul eks' oh dus) n. Any attempt by a gum ball to sneak out of the chute and roll past the buyer."
Today's Book Hype...
"The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad"
Today's Actual Headline...
"EYE DROPS OFF SHELF"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"If you think that OS/2 Warp is a sub speed the Starship Enterprise cruises at."
Today's Computer Glossary...
"ERROR - What you made the first time you walked into a computer showroom to "just look.""
Today's Daffynition...
"Minimal: Small animal"
Today's Einstein Quote...
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What does Hannibal Lecter call a hot tub? Crack pot."
Today's They Do It...
"CITY STREET REPAIRMEN do it with three supervisors watching"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just disappear"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Brave politician"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"do it today, tomorrow it will be bad for your health or illegal."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
""Treat her like a lady and she'll always bring you home." Adm. Leonard McCoy"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
He's dead, Jim.
-- McCoy, "The Devil in the Dark," stardate 3196.1.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
For what it's worth, I understand your bitterness.
"With respect sir, you cannot. I am asked to give up the very lifeblood
of my mother and my father to those who murdered them."
So you blame all Romulans for that?
"Yes."
Forever. What if someday the Federation made peace with the Romulans?
"Impossible."
That's what your people said a few years ago, about humans. Think how
many died on both sides in that war. Would you and I be here now like
this? If we hadn't been able to let go of the anger and the blame.
Where does it end Worf? If that Romulan dies, does his family carry
the bitterness another generation?
"Then you believe I should."
What I believe doesn't matter.
-- Star Trek. Riker and Worf, "The Enemy"