"respect must be earned, not commanded."
Random Thought...
"All is flux, nothing stays still. - Heraclitus"
Another Random Thought...
"Happiness is egg-shaped"
And Another Random Thought...
"There is nothing so small that it can't be blown out of proportion"
Still Another Random Thought...
"I came. I saw. I stole your tagline"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Remember a little delight named Baylee Almon"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1) - Murphy's Love Laws"
Computer Tagline...
"The body of a dead enemy always smells sweet"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I was hitchhiking the other day and this car trailer pulled up and offered me a ride. He said that there was no room in the cab, but I could climb into one of the cars in the back. So I'm riding along in my own car. He must have liked picking up hitchhikers, he picked up 7 more -- each had their own car. Then he got stopped for speeding and everybody got tickets."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"If your family tree doesn't fork."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"LACTOMANGULATION n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side."
Today's Book Hype...
"How to Read a Book: Paige Turner"
Today's Actual Headline...
"ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You keep spare mouse pads."
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Data General: a General in the army who spends his time reading data."
Today's Daffynition...
"Jaw: A shark without as much teeth."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it. Dianne Feinstein"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What does Hannibal call Tommy Lee? A footlong!"
Today's They Do It...
"HACKERS do it locally"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD PLUMBERS never die, they just go down the drain"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it and when he can"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Politically correct"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"sometimes let things happen but sometimes make things happen."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"Klingon Thanksgiving Grace: "Let us prey...""
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
There comes to all races an ultimate crisis which you have yet to
face .... One day our minds became so powerful we dared think of
ourselves as gods.
-- Sargon, "Return to Tomorrow," stardate 4768.3
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
Jean-Luc, what naughty thoughts, but how wonderful you still think of
me like that.
-- Star Trek. Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt"