"tact - changing the subject without changing the mind."
Random Thought...
"What do they serve cannibals who are late for dinner? Cold shoulders"
Another Random Thought...
"If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well"
And Another Random Thought...
"A man with an erection is in no need of advice"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Hire a teenager, while they still know everything"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"The greatest hate springs from the greatest love"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"Smile....tomorrow will be worse."
Computer Tagline...
"1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN woman"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I got a spellchecker and I can't write without it anymore."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"anyone in your family has ever worn a tube top to a wedding."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"Antalixic (and a LIK sik) - n. One who passes over licorice jelly beans."
Today's Book Hype...
"Swedish Perfumeries: Ole Factory"
Today's Actual Headline...
"MAN FINED FOR QUACKING "
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"If you you are reading these to make sure you're not a computer geek"
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Analog - 1. What you'll wish you could sleep like reading a software manual. 2. what Ana tosses into the fire."
Today's Daffynition...
"ZMODEM: Big bits, Soft blocks, Tighter ASCII."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. --A. Einstein"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"Why did it take so long for Hannibal Lecter to eat Valerie Bertinelli? Because he could only eat a piece of her one day at a time!"
Today's They Do It...
"DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES do it until they can't remember"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're just fooling themselves"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example"
Today's Oxymoron...
"School vacation"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"smile .. things can always get worse."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"Vulcans do it with their fingers."
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
Your will to survive, your love of life, your passion to know ...
Everything that is truest and best in all species of beings has been
revealed to you. Those are the qualities that make a civilization
worthy to survive.
-- Lai the Vian, "The Empath," stardate 5121.5.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
This is a thing. And things can be replaced, lives cannot.
-- Star Trek. Data to Gosheven, "The Ensigns of Command"